Too Many Fiestas For Reuben

He's 25 hanging out at the high school
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache
Got old AC/DC coming out the dash
Got himself a black Trans Am
Well, they build them much smaller over there in Japan

Beep, beep, beep on Monday
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday
Too many fiestas for Reuben
Yeah he got drunk and he went cruising
That boy is shot
Two gallons of tequila is what he's got

He's 25 hanging out at the high school
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache
Got old AC/DC coming out the dash
Got himself a black trans-am
Well, they build them much smaller over there in Japan

Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday
Beep, beep, beep on Thursday
Beep, beep, beep on Friday
Saturday and Sunday his days off