Eggshells

(الألبوم: 100% Fresh - 2019)

Okay, this is for the people who either live together or have been married for awhile. Okay? This is for you.

You're giving me a strange look In the mirror
As I brush my teeth [laughter]
I don't know What I could have done wrong
'Cause I literally just woke up [laughter]
Maybe you had a dream That I cheated on you [laughter]
Or you remember something mean I said Like two fucking years ago [laughter]
All I know is that all day long It's gonna be weird [laughter]
(Eggshells)
Why the hell is she walking past me Without talking?
(Eggshells)
I told her her hair looked good
And that somehow made things worse
(Eggshells)
When she picks up the phone She uses a nice voice
But when she hangs up It's back to fucking monotone [laughter]
(Eggshells)
I see you're reading a book In the kitchen
But she hasn't turned a page In 45 fucking minutes [laughter]
(Eggshells)
Then I realize I said yesterday
I'd start going on walks with her
But I didn't say it With enough enthusiasm

[Laughter and applause]

Thank you.