Bobbit

(الألبوم: Live - For The Record - 1996)

Oh, my wife's name is Lorena
And you really shoulda seen her
She is beautiful is what I always said
My name is John Wayne Bobbitt
I work hard at my job
It was my right to have a little fun in bed
She wasn't in the mood then
And I must've gotten rude then
And I guess I got a little out of line
I was finished; I was sleeping
When Lorena came in creeping
And she took something important that was mine
Yes, my angry little wifey
Took her little kitchen knifey
And she did a little homemade surgery
She took the knife I bought her
She made me a little shorter
And she took off with the very best of me
She jumped into her Toyota
She took off with my promoter
And she knew how much I missed her when she'd gone
Then Lorena told a coppy
Where she'd flung my little floppy
And a very kindly doctor sewed it on
I got back my little buddy
It's my little understudy
And it's going to work, according to reports
But it cowers and it cringes
And it's tender round the hinges
So I guess I'd better keep it in my short