The Kids Are Alt-Right

Jakc boots cracking on a polished floor
Red hats gathered in the liquor store
Pure hearts race on a crystal night
Everybody grab a torch to light

Everybody
Need somebody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

Now grab your partner and do-si-do
Populism is a sold out show
Humanity is a nowhere scene
When everybody has an AR-15

Everybody
Need somebody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today

We love God
We love our women
We love tradition
We love kin
We've got shiny new tools
For ancient impulses
That we can't even understand
So if you feel alone
And downtrodden
There's an elixir for your ills

Join the Alt-Right post light endarkenment order
And the rest of those bastards
Can go to hell

Alternative facts
Alternative lies
Alternative names
Alternative tribes

Everybody
Let's get bloody
Join the party
The kids are Alt-Right today