Everything's On The Up With The Tories

Everything's on the up with the Tories
The gap between the richies and the poories
The porky pies and fabricated stories
Yes, everything's on the up with the Tories

Everything's up the creek with the Blue Boys
They're selling off the NHS to cowboys
They're cutting back on nurses
(But investing it in hearses)
The nitwits and the we-don't-have-a-clue boys

Everything's on the up with the Tories
With unemployed across all categories
There's Johnson, Gove, Patel
(It's a government from Hell)
And a few more years of Brexit purgatory

Everything's on the up with the Righties
Who worship at the feet of Trump Almighty
There's people in the street
Without a bloody crust to eat
But everything's on the up for the Tories

If you're Eton, Winchester or Harrow
The road to the future, though narrow
Leads, like a well aimed arrow
Right to the bottom of the barrel

We're scraping the bottom of the barrel

Everything's on the up with the Tories
Their red-tops farting out more made-up stories
They're proudly on the wrong side of history
But everything's on the up
Everything's on the up
Everything's on the up
With the Tories!