The Deer Stand

It's opening day boys, We all drove out here last night
Trail cam been teasing us with an eight point and a nine
That buck I passed on last year might even go ten
Yeah, you can't eat the antlers but they show do make you grin

When I'm in that stand
With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek
Talking trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat
And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land
'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand
When I'm in this stand
When I'm sitting in this stand

Seen a couple tree rubs on the north side of this field
Praying for some antlers 'cause this crossbow needs a kill
And Jimmy just blew up my phone he says he's got one on the ground
Ain't nothing like that text come through when you're reading "Big buck down"

When I'm in that stand
With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek
Talking trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat
And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land
'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand
When I'm in this stand
When I'm sitting in this stand

I can't believe it
But he just walked through those pines
He messed up when he turned round
And gave me that broadside

When I'm in that stand
With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek
Talking trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat
And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land
'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand
When I'm in this stand
When I'm sitting in this stand
When I'm sitting in this stand