Keep The Grubs Out

(الألبوم: High Risk Behaviour - 2020)

I'm the head of security at this establishment, sir
And what I say goes
And I'll have you know mate
That people with your disgusting haircut
Are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons
And we cannot risk their safety around vermin like you

Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out

I'm the manager at this venue, sir
M-A-N-A-G-E-R
And I've worked my arse off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town
And I certainly don't need scum like you ruining that for me
We've recently changed our house policy, mate
It now states that anyone with a mullet is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt

Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out

We appreciate your understanding, sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut