my best friend's ex

Again, take in two, three

Can you picture it?
5-foot-8 and gold chains
Douchebag, sad, it's no taste
Getting nauseous just thinking of his face
Can you picture it?
I see my phone start to buzz
The seventh time in this month
She's in tears and he's drunk
They're finally done but

Everybody knows he's an asshole
So I would have no regrets
And everybody knows I'm an angel
I'd never hurt a fly except

If I saw my best friend's ex
He'd probably end up dead
I would kill my best friend's ex
'Cause best friends don't forget
Guess I get a little obsessed
But, baby, if you're getting upset
I bet you just haven't met
My-my-my-my best friend's ex

Can you picture it?
A man that thinks he's a god
Treats his girl like a dog
Only says that he's sorry when he's caught
Crying 'cause he can't control the way she dresses, who she knows
Can you picture it? (can you picture it?)
Mmh, so delusional

Everybody knows he's an asshole
So I would have no regrets
And everybody knows I'm an angel
I'd never hurt a fly except

If I saw my best friend's ex
He'd probably end up dead
I would kill my best friend's ex
'Cause best friends don't forget
Guess I get a little obsessed
But, baby, if you're getting upset
I bet you just haven't met
My-my-my-my best friend's ex

Hope he gets run over by that BMW
To stop him right before he tries that shit with someone new
And if you hear that and start to get a bit upset
You just haven't met my-my-my-my best friend's ex
(Ex, ex, ex)

Everybody knows he's an asshole
So I would have no regrets
And everybody knows I'm an angel
I'd never hurt a fly except

If I saw my best friend's ex
He'd probably end up dead
I would kill my best friend's ex
'Cause best friends don't forget
Guess I get a little obsessed
But, baby, if you're getting upset
I bet you just haven't met
My-my-my-my best friend's ex

Hope he gets run over by that BMW
To stop him right before he tries that shit with someone new
And if you hear that and start to get a bit upset
You just haven't met my-my-my-my best friend's ex