Big Pink Dress

(الألبوم: Musical Monkey - 1997)

Howdy folks, it's me again, got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose, I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left she said, stick it up your rear
She never thought she'd hear these words, woo your mustache is so tickly down there

Drill my ass
Oh god it's so tight
Drill my ass
This is my first time
Drill my ass
I love you, love you too

I live with bill, it's such a thrill, we get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday, sometimes we get 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows, we skip and dance and sing
He's so helpful, he shaves my back, mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat

It's so hard
It feels so right
It's so hard
The way he holds me
It's so hard
I could just die
When we go drinking
It's so hard
The we start thinking
It's so hard
But doing it to liberace then we bake a quiche

We went to church, he held my hand, I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear, I said oh dear, my shaft began to rise
He whispered, let's get married, I squeaked and shouted yes
Suddenly our lives a big mess, he wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress

Drill my ass
Not sure I'm right
Drill my ass
What was I thinking
Drill my ass
I like bull fights
Drill my ass
No more knitting
Drill my ass
No more skipping
I tried it once a whole 6 months so long mustache