Grocery Store Rap

We getting rachet in the grocery store,
Emptied out fridge, now we need more.
Dropping mad bills on milk, for sure,
Yolo, trick, we on isle four.
Clean up on isle seven,
Spilt my swag, we in grocery heaven.
No, this ain't no 7-11,
This stores big as fudge, now what you sellin'?

Frosted Flakes? Yeah we need that,
Eating Oreos 'till we fat.
Double stuffed? yeah I mess with that,
Reduced fat? I don't eat that crap.
Cutting coupons, bargain chilling,
Two for five deals in this building,
Broccoli and cheese, potato peeling,
Now tell me, D-Money, how you feeling?

Bisquick? I eat that up.
Aunt Jamima? I drink that up.
Woah there, Vons, you know what's up!
And now I need some Cocoa Puffs, son.

Do you know who you're messing with?
D-Money on the track and I'm tryna get those Nilla's quick,
Sour straws! I don't mess with them Pixie Stix.
Candy corn in my mouth, until I feel sick!
But then I'll do it all again,
I'm in the grocery store 24/7,
Getting rachet until the world ends
And now I'm finna get that money that I'm tryna spend, trick.

Yeah we in the grocery store,
We in the grocery store!
Yeah we in the grocery store,
Getting rachet.
Yeah we in the grocery store,
We in the grocery store!
Yeah we in the grocery store,
Hop up in my basket!

Cameron Byrd, get out the cage!

Kellogg's, Corn Pops,
Eat 'em with some sugar and then poptarts.
Yogurt? Heck no,
Tomorrow imma need to get me some Pepto.
Rolling up that Nestlè,
Salmonella, don't care with that pressed seed,
But if you gotta a camera don't test me,
Cause I bought a buncha Skittles and Emergen-C.

As I stroll through the parking lot,
My body's empty,
Eyes on my shopping cart, looking for some PG Tips,
That's my tea.
Milk that's fat free.
Girls that check me while they're working behind the counter.
I won't lie but I ran through the doors,
I raided every single isle as I swept through the store.
I'm looking for some graham crackers, gonna make me a s'more.
Gonna light a bonfire, baby,
Give me a call.
But I won't leave 'till I bought what I need,
I'm talking five iced teas and two Krispy Kremes.
I'm about to go ham,
Gonna need a release,
Just put the skittles in my hand,
Like I'm begging you, please!

Look, I can't stop shopping,
If I see it, I gotta have it.
My head keeps bopping,
I admit that I gotta have it.
When I walk through the mall, I be loosing control,
Got mad money in my pocket and I'm spending it all.

Southend, London, baby!

Yeah we in the grocery store,
We in the grocery store.
Yeah we in the grocery store,
Getting rachet.
Yeah we in the grocery store, we in the grocery store.
Yeah we in the grocery store,
Hop up in my basket!