Shopping For A Guy Like Me

Every single Christmas girls ask guys what we like
They still get mad when we say "all we want is you"
This year's gonna be different, girls you better just listen
'Cause there's a whole lotta things guys like us would like to get from you

We'd like [?] Outboard Envirude on the back of a 20-foot bass boat
A .30-06 and a .308 and a 12-gauge shotgun with a full choke
In a big box [?] half a dozen deer stands underneath the tree
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me

A new tackle box, ceramic tip rods, and a couple trail cameras please
Give me them duck decoys and that case of Black Clouds and them Winchester Supremes
A brand-new full-sized pick-up truck, yeah, a Ford or a Chevy
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me

Give me three of them beagles, three of them blue ticks, three of them black and tans
A couple of them good bird dogs and a big old piece of land
If you still got any of that money left, just leave it under the tree
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me

Go on down to Bass Pro and just buy everything you see
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me
Go on down to Bass Pro and just buy everything you see
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me

Give me all of the camo, all of the ammo, all of the fishing lures
Give me that whale-sized aquarium, man, I want that for sure
If you still got any of that money left, just buy the whole damn store
Honey, it's easy shopping for a guy like me