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Stephen Lynch

Down To The Old Pub Instead

 

Down To The Old Pub Instead

(الألبوم: Superhero - 2003)


Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife, and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red and shes starting her flow
And it's called menstruation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back, her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural thing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts'll be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the lights, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
That he'll give you the strength to get out of bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a'meeting
When the moon's full and the gals are a'bleeding
The catholic, the protestants, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is ragging
So drink up your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have'ta bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

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