Cut Your Hair

(Album: We're Too Old To Write New Songs, So Here's Some Old Songs We Didn’t Write - 2023)

Darling, don't you go and cut your hair
Do you think it's gonna make him change?
"I'm just a boy with a new haircut"
And that's a pretty nice haircut
Charts are like a puzzle
Hitmen wearing muzzles
Hesitate, you die
Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone is found

Music scene is crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band

I don't remember lying
I don't remember a line
I don't remember a word
But I don't care
I care
I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?

"Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!"
Songs mean a lot
When songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame's a career
Career, career, career, career, career