Cashing In

(Album: Out Of Step - 1983)

How do you do? I don't think that we've met
My name is Ian and I'm from Minor Threat
You know I tell them, usually, to be at their best
Catch me in town after every set
Yea, yea

We don't care
We don't pose
We'll steal your money
We'll steal your show

I got some money and I'm feeling fine
A couple of dollars, it means a good time
Well, you know I'm gonna be alright
With the money I'm making off of you tonight
Sucker

We don't care
We don't pose
We'll steal your money
We'll steal your show

Know something? The problem with money is I want more
Let's raise the price at the door. How much tonight, three thousand or four
Then we'll make a million when we go on tour
Yeah, that's the way I'm gonna think about it

We don't care
We don't pose
We'll steal your money
We'll steal your show

And that's the way it is, man… Dog eat dog
I'm taking a walk on the yellow brick road
I only walk where the bricks are made of gold
My mind and body are the only things that I've sold
I need a little money cause I'm getting old
Right? That's the way it goes isn't it? Yea

We don't care
We don't pose
We'll steal your money
We'll steal your show

Yeah, we don't care
We don't pose
We'll steal your money
We'll steal your show
That's the way it is in this world
Right? Isn't that right?
Boy… you had us pegged all along… damn

There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
So, where am I?
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
So, where am I?
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
So, where am I?
There's no place like home
Right?
There's no place like home
So, where am I?
There's no place like home
There's no place like home
So, where am I?