This Is Not A Christmas Song (Remix)

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

The Christmas tree's on fire
Santa's holding the lighter
My parents are both liars
I got gifts but want subscribers
Thanks for the candy basket
Oh god, another jacket
My stocking's filled with acid
Am I dreaming? What just happened?!

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

My neighbors compete to see who can put up more blinding lights
The kids all wish away the month cuz they want presents in sight
This year had
Me so mad
I've been bad
Got coal that
Is sitting under my tree I think that my Christmas has died

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

I guess everyday is Christmas when you this gifted
Accidentally went and manifested my whole wishlist
And now to celebrate I'm getting twisted like the Grinch is
Making it rain, dear Lord, look how dripped the wrist is

I noticed you out there in cold
They say, she bad, she getting nothing but coal
Three strikes, I'm out, I should've probably bowled
I guess it's just another holiday I'm spending alone

When I was just a boy
Christmas brought so much joy
Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter
I couldn't sleep late at night
Looking for Santa with lights
Those are the memories I still remember
Then I became a man
Lost sight of who I am
But right in front of me was the answer
Cuz on Christmas I feel joy
And I turn back to a boy
The answer is to stay young forever

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song