Jerry Falwell's Pool Party

(Album: Money Money 2020 Pt II: We Told Ya So! - 2020)

Your thoughts are so unholy in the holiest of holes
Onward Christian soldier filled with jive and self-control
Sexual encounters of the dirtiest of kinds
Stick it in the hole that's in your heart and in your mind

There's no shame (ya don't believe it)
You don't look good to me, there's no shame (I can't believe it)
It makes no difference to me, no shame (ya don't believe it)
I'll take it if it bleeds, the famous to the infamous is what I want to be

Beer goggles left in the pub, a pocket full of pills
Sodom and Gomorrah in the century of thrills
I just want to get some skank it's rank and rather cheap
Morning after hangover is left under the sheet

There's no shame (ya don't believe it)
You don't look good to me, there's no shame (I can't believe it)
It makes no difference to me, no shame (ya don't believe it)
I'll take it if it bleeds, the famous to the infamous is what I want to be

The moral of the story is a righteous fairytale
Because the nitty gritty is a life led by the tail
Sex and drugs and loss of hope the culture in decline
Cause I was way too fucked up when I stepped over that line

There's no shame (ya don't believe it)
You don't look good to me, there's no shame (I can't believe it)
It makes no difference to me, no shame (ya don't believe it)
I'll take it if it bleeds, the famous to the infamous is what I want to be