GFY

(Album: Cool Patrol - 2018)

Ready? Here we go!

Hey! Hey buddy!
Guess what? Got a fun message for you
Hey dude! Listen up!
This is important, and it's from you know who (Me!)

First you take a G then an O than an F
Then you're gonna need a U and C-K-Y-Ourself

G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF
That's an awful lot of letters
Gee, I wonder what it spells!
G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF
Wishing you and all your family
Some good and happy health? (No!)

Did you get the message? Have you cracked the code?
Do you know which self you ought to fuck and where you have to go? (That's right!)
I'm pretty sure you get it, a big smart guy like you
The time is drawing nearer so you know just what to do (Woo-hoo!)
Okay everyone! Here we go!
Are you all ready? Let's hear it!

Go fuck yourself!
(Go fuck yourself)