I Hate My Stupid Ass And I Hope I Get In A Car Accident Tonight

(Album: Off With Their Heads / The Dukes Of Hillsborough - 2007)

Sit back and let me tell you about the sadness,
About the beast that's been gnashing its teeth
Trying to destroy, trying to destroy me.

It rears its head every time I'm alone.
In the middle of the night if you don't answer your phone,
It snarls at, it snarls at me.

It hides underneath my bed
And sinks its teeth in every corner of my head.

Don't try to stop it, don't try to control it.
Don't try to defeat it, don't try to console it.
It's unstoppable and it's a part of me.

Your best bet's not to get too close to me.
Stay the fuck away, stay out of its reach.
It'll poison you like it's been poisoning me.

It tells me what I'm supposed to say
And it controls every move that I make.
You've got me all wrong!

Its not the real me screaming you away.
Its my selfish sadness ruining every day.
Everything is wrong!

Everything is wrong.