50 Ways To Get Bin Laden

The problem's hiding in a cave across the sea
The answer's easy if you take it logically
He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free
There must be... 50 ways to get Bin Laden
The President just put a bounty on his head
He doesn't care if he's alive or if he's dead
We'll send commandos there to pump him full of lead
There must be... 50 ways to get Bin Laden
50 ways to get Bin Laden

You just stab him in the back, Jack
Blow up the cave, Dave
Step on his veil, Dale
Just listen to me
Hit him with a bus, Gus
Then send in a scud, Bud
Just hang him from a tree, Lee
So we can stay free

It will not grieve us, here, to see him in such pain
We have to stop him 'cause he's totally insane
He's gonna end up with a bullet in the brain
There must be... 50 ways to get Bin Laden
He thought the US would give up without a fight
But now he's gonna face the full force of our might
We'll show Osama what is wrong and what is right
There must be... 50 ways to get Bin Laden
50 ways to get Bin Laden

You just stab him in the back, Jack
Blow up the cave, Dave
Step on his veil, Dale
Just listen to me
Hit him with a bus, Gus
Then send in the scud, Bud
Just hang him from a tree, Lee
So we can stay free
You just stab him in the back, Jack
Blow up the cave, Dave
Step on his veil, Dale
Just listen to me
Hit him with a bus, Gus
Then send in the scud, Bud
Just hang him from a tree, Lee
So we can stay free