Nobody Does It Better

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as the Sandman
Baby, I'm the best!

I wasn't good-looking, but somehow you liked me
Even in movies where I cry
Like having above me
The ladies who love me
I'm keeping my big secret safe tonight

Nobody does it better
Sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way I do
Why'd I have to be so good?

The way that I punch people
Whenever I punch people
There's some kind of violence inside me
But soon I'm confessing
And learning my lesson
That Schneider tells me how I'm in too deep
(You can do it, you can do it, you can do it!)

Nobody does it better
Sometimes I wish someone can
Nobody does it half as good as me
Sandman, Sandman
You're the best, you're the best

Sandman, you're the best
Sandman, you're the best
Sandman, you're the best
Sandman... you're... the best!