Those Stupid Ifs

(Album: ... And Stuff - 2022)

Whoa that's cool. Do it again.
One more time.

Motherfucking irony
How'd you get the best of me
Love is in the air, and you make it smell like shit
Never thought I had a chance
Guess I was just in a trance
'Cause I liked you all along and now I have to say so long and

I know I had my reasons
For not telling you my feelings

Like I'm a wuss
And I got no balls

Those stupid ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won't leave me alone
'Cause I wish you'd told me if I had only known
And I'm such a loser I should have let you know

Tell me now what good is love
When you leave it in a week
Now I know that I would rather not know than to know
What am I supposed to do
No one can compare to you
Guess I'll just have to hit on a bunch of random, nameless women

Is this some sort of drama
A chick flick that I'm the star of

This can't be real
"He's in Denial"
I'm really pissed
"Now he's at Anger"
Now I'm really sad
"He's reached Depression"
Oh well, it's not so bad
"Now he's at Acceptance."

Those stupid ifs keep swarming me like gnats
They won't leave me alone
'Cause I wish you'd told me if I had only known
And I'm such a loser I should have let you know

Those stupid if's keep swarming me like gnats
They won't leave me alone
'Cause I wish you'd told me if I had only known

Those stupid if's keep swarming me like gnats
They won't leave me alone
'Cause I wish you'd told me if I had only known
And I'm such a loser I should have let you know
And I'm so pathetic I should have let you know