Ho Happy Jackie

(Album: Doe Or Die - 1995)

[Guy] "What's up AZ?"
[AZ] "Maintaining G"
[Guy] "I'm saying tough titties somebody gotta suck it, I'm casin the joint what's up?"
[AZ] "I'm saying there mad dime bitches up in here though."
[Guy] "Let me tell you though, it ain't time to subtract & add on."
[Jackie] "How you doing AZ?"
[AZ] "Oooh you definitely thick no question."
[Jackie] "Yeah, but it cost."
[Guy] "Yo man give me change for a penny, I pay for that, I know who you is Hoe Happy Jackie."

[AZ:]
Whoever thought that, that sweet thing born model material
That hated hot cereal, could grow to be a high silly hoe
Really though it's a shame for this damn thing
Cuz everything's brand name
when will she get enough of these damn games?
Strutting wit her unbuttoned blouse like it ain't nutting
Dragging her wagon, knowing fellas be flagging & fronting
Hopin, by keeping her gear, wear, & hair dope &
Some really Big Willie nigga'll dig her and get open
And give her what only a tenderoni would deserve
She got some nerve thinking every nigga's a herb
That goes around tricking on every chicken that he's sticking
Male of female, whoever cats that need and ass kicking
Cuz if it's more than one fella trying to get wit her
To hell wit the fly, she only slidding wit the highest bidder
But if you aks me
She's nothing but a nasty, money hungry, unclass, Hoe Happy Jackie

[Guy] "Yo, son word to mother, let's keep it real, that bitch ain't
nuthing but poison man, every nigga that bitch fuck wit
something happen to, she see a pinky ring shine
she up in the nigga mug piece like he handling."

[AZ:]
Check it, this one Jamaican wasn't faking wit the bacon
Cuz ever since him, she was on if I'm not mistaken
But then again, this money getting Dominican
Caught her when she was falling off, & made her win again
Now nothing can stop it, once she in a nigga pocket
She be seeing more profit, than those livest weed spots get
Making her income & then some
Cuz even a wedding band on her hand, won't stop a man who wanna spend some
Diamonds, & furs is all she want, that damned Glamour girl
Loving it, out there clubbing it, dancing like one of Hammer girls
Happy Jackie the jigga hoe
Her job is to jack niggas doe, I call Jackie the jack a nigga pro
And it's true, count all the fellas she flew through
She even juiced Jack the Jew
Jackie I'm scarred of you
& I remember that '87 September
When she was slima, she was a hoe hopping beginna
But now from acne, nappy hair, and gear that was tacky
She's on (She's on, she's on, she's on)

[Jackie] "Yo I got that sucka ass nigga."
[Girl] "Ooh yes you do (I'm saying though what's his name?)
That's AZ from the Eastside. Girl you better work dat ass."
[Jackie] "Is he tricking boo?"
[Girl] "He tricking (Good), but he got a baby moms."
[Jackie] "Yo fuck that I gotta eat his doe thang 95 I'm getting it all
[Girl] "Yeah go ahead girl."

[AZ:]
So all the sugar dick, dirty devil dog, slick daddies
Don't get out foxed, and slicked, and turn into a trick daddy
Tricking ya whore, hustling end for some skins
Cuz next you be tricking on all you family members & friends
She got a way to make ya feel like ya gotta stay in
It's not a way she'll pay, it's bills that she gotta pay
So married or single, watch out for Jackie when you jingle
She might sting you, and ain't no telling what that stinga bring you
You could fall off point & get careless
Lose all awareness, go hairless, why she wouldn't care if
You go bankrupt
Her lifestyle's corrupt
So knowledge before your wisdom of understanding is fucked
Cuz if you ask me she's nothing but a nasty
money hungry, unclassy, Hoe Happy Jackie

[Jackie] "Yo what up AZ? We out?"
[AZ] "I'm saying whatever baby. Dinner gonna lead to breakfast, if it's on you it's all good."
[Jackie] "Yo I got you all the way."
[AZ] "Better stop talking 'bout it & be about it, word."
[Jackie] "Yo my man whip outside, we can leave right now."
[AZ] "You bugging the fuck out? What's wrong wit you?
Word up, what the fuck you talking about? Bitch, you trying to get a nigga killed or somethin'?"
[Jackie] "I'm saying....."
[AZ] "Get the fuck outta here, word up."
[Jackie] "I suck ya dick."
[AZ] "Yo, you stupid get the f.... You Hoe Happy Jackie ass bitch.
Yo get the f.... Ayo son, come and get her the fuck outta here,
ayo get the Mo son we walking out the fucking club wit that
shit right now, word up. Ayo kick that bitch to the back."