Smarter Than You

(Album: Sonic The Hedgehog: The Musical - 2019)

[Eggman:]
I'm smarter than you, you're even dumber than you look

[Tails:]
I'm smarter than you, you're not a genius, just a crook

[Eggman:]
I'm saying you're brainless, I'm clever

[Tails:]
You're spineless I'm better than you

[Both:]
I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
I'm a two-tailed fox, with a high I.Q.
Can science circles trying tool like you
I'm a genius, Supremos, a non-parrel
You're an egg wearing pants, as far as I can tell
You're a clumsy clod with a rotten brain
Get a Dr. doc cuz you're legit insane
Go get on some meds, maybe take a few doses
Cause extreme psychosis is my diagnosis
I'm something special, you're a crack pot poser
I've got a mind you couldn't touch
My wit gets sharper, while your gut gets grosser
Face it, I'm simply too much

I'm smarter than you

[Eggman:]
No you're not!

[Tails:]
You're not a doctor, just a fraud
I'm smarter than you

[Eggman:]
That all you got?

[Tails:]
Your wits embarrassingly flawed
I'm saying I'm smarter you're thicker
Think harder I'm slicker than you
I'm smarter than you

[Eggman:]
Wanna match wits well I beg your pardon
I'm in aerospace, you're in kindergarten
I don't have time for your lab rejects
Cause you're incorrect about your intellect
You got half a brain, when compared to me
My I.Q. goes on beyond infinity
Every thought you've had maybe, I've had two
I got all the cards you ain't got a clue
You're fooling no one you're a poor pretender
A kid who's in above his head
If you were wiser you'd at least surrender
Guess I'll just kill you instead

I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
No you're not!

[Eggman:]
You're mental prowess can't compare
I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
That all you got?

[Eggman:]
This ain't no third grade science fair
I'm saying you're fully inferior
I'm fully superior to you
I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
Gotta say I expected more
From an egg I've beat a million times before
Did I turn up the heat?
Is this to obtuse, well I'm only 8 so what's you're excuse?

[Eggman:]
You can't burn the candle to the lights of me
I've got three degrees and a PhD
You're a two tailed freak, Gotta search for purpose
So back off clown, go join the circus

[Tails:]
You're a few bricks shy of a modest load
Every plot you've got, I'll make your plans implode
Using physics, statistics, ballistics, logistics
Realistically, you've got nothing but gimmicks

[Eggman:]
You're up to speed that's rhetorical
You're an engineer that's adorable
I'm a pro with robotics, a bio electronics
You know what's ironic, a sidekick to Sonic

[Tails:]
You underestimate me at your peril
You burn your tongue with every diss

[Eggman:]
You're just a sling shot I'm a double barrel
So how about you get a load of this

I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
No you're not!

[Eggman:]
You've got a tiger by the tail

[Tails:]
I'm smarter than you

[Eggman:]
That all you got?

[Tails:]
Enjoy another epic fail
I'm saying your senses are slighter

[Eggman:]
I'm blatantly brighter than you

[Tails:]
I'm smarter than you

[Eggman:]
No you're not!

[Tails:]
Your acumen's extremely low

[Eggman:]
I'm smarter than you

[Tails:]
That all you got?

[Eggman:]
I picked a quit and you're to slow

[Tails:]
I'm saying you're dumber

[Eggman:]
You're weaker

[Both:]
The outcome is bleaker for you
I'm smarter than you!