Between Us

(Album: Wrong Songs: Musings From The Shallow End - 2023)

Don't let another penis come between us
Don't let another cock-a-doodle you
Don't let another penis come between us
Don't give my balls a reason to be blue

Babe, I know we've been together for a minute
But you still make my morning sun arise
You bend over and I really wanna' hit it
You're still the apple of my one good eye

Don't let another penis come between us
Don't let another cock-a-doodle you
Don't let another penis come between us
Don't give my balls a reason to be blue

I'll beat off any woman who gets flirty
I'll tell her to take that stank and piss on off
Cause I only think of you when I think dirty
Every other woman makes my third leg soft

Don't let another penis come between us
Don't let another cock-a-doodle you
Don't let another penis come between us
Don't give my balls a reason to be blue

Don't ever let our love life get so boring
That you feel the need to go out whoring

Don't let another penis come between us
Don't let another cock-a-doodle you
Don't let another penis come between us
Don't give my balls a reason to be blue
Don't give my balls a reason to be blue