Fake As Fu@k

(Album: Return Of The Dream Canteen - 2022)

Listening to the great beyond
Where misdirection waves its magic wand
Everybody sing that song

Tuesday morning comes along
I read the news it's all gone wrong
The facts of life have left too soon
The serving up doom and gloom
Never gonna leave my room

Black Capricorn will blow the horn
For all the love that can't be born today
Everybody walk away

Set 'em on up
To knock 'em all down
Take me to your leader
Where the makeup
Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in
To map it on out
Spin doctors wanna make you think
You're straight up
Just out of luck

Set 'em on up
To knock 'em all down
Take me to your leader
Where the makeup
Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in
To map it on out
Spin doctors wanna make you think
You're straight up
Just out of luck

Friday afternoon is cool
I lost my faith in Sunday school
Deliver me from Liverpool
I feel like an April fool
Someone's gotta break the rule

Sticking to the script
We built another sinking ship
She's so alone
Never gonna leave my home

Mother nature can't go wrong
The science God's forever strong
Floating in a great beyond
And everybody sing along
Everybody rock that song

Set 'em on up
To knock 'em all down
Take me to your leader
Where the makeup
Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in
To map it on out
Spin doctors wanna make you think
You're straight up
Just out of luck

Set 'em on up
To knock 'em all down
Take me to your leader
Where the makeup
Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in
To map it on out
Spin doctors wanna make you think
You're straight up
Just out of luck

I'm a lonely, lonely lord
Searching all night for the wrong reward
An appetite that's running on
All fours

Misdirection waves it's wand
Turning my head from black to blonde
Like a queen will now become
The pawn

Busted on a ship gone take me home
Mother named faith made lightning chrome
Busted on a ship that's sailing through
The foam

I'm a lonely, lonely lord
Pick another day to be restored
Just another fate that's going overboard