I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas

(Album: Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer - 2007)

1, 2, 3, 4!
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sisters bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me

So, I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nutting for Christmas
You'll get nutting for Christmas, Nuts!

I'm getting nutting for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nutting for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad

'Cause I ain't been nutting but bad!

[Matt Thiessen speaking:]
"Well I'm getting nutting for Christmas because I contributed to the Green-House Effect
which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North Pole where Santa Clause lives...he's mad!"

Pbbthh!
STOP!