Lookin' Under The Tree

Hello Santa,
This year I'd like a dirtbike uhh...
Infinite root beer from fud-rucc-ers
And I'd like a blue baee bladee
My dad says I can't watch the anime girl...
The girls in the anime aren't wearing any clothes
But if I have another goldfish
I won't put him in the toilet
I'll just put him in the sink
And I'll just kinda mash him down the drain
Because that way he can go to the ocean
And be with his brothers and sisters with him.
Thanks, ok thank you.

I was looking under the tree
I was wondering what Santa gave me
I got nothing from saint prick this year

I was looking in my stocking
Nothing but the coal that he got me
I got nothing from saint prick yeah
I got nothing, I got nothing

Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately
Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately

I was walking in the street
I even went to church in hopes you'd get me
I got nothing from saint prick this year

Man, I even sent my list in
At least maybe you could refund postage
I got nothing from saint prick yeah
I got nothing

Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately
Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately

Santa please tell me
Why there's nothing under the tree
Am I deserving
I feel like screaming

Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately
Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately

Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately
Oh oh oh
Santa baby, do you hate me
Oh oh oh
I've been behaved so well lately
I've been behaved so well lately
Santa please