Bad Mother Funker

(Album: Rainbow Connection - 1979)

She's a bad mother funker
She's a human sex machine
She's a bad mother funker
She got the power to make you shake your rump
Do the bug

The latest dance craze these days
Is a dance called the rock
I understand you do it by going
From side to side, is that right?

Then there's the disco craze
That's got the world partying for days
But my specialty and my preference
Is a thing called funk

I can funk you to your knees
Oh, hallelujah, baby
I can make you say pretty please

Release me from this funky spell you got me under
I've even been called the eighth wonder of the world
Tell 'em y'all

She's a bad mother funker
Bad mother funker, y'all
She's a human sex machine
She's a bad mother funker
She got the power to make you shake your rump
Do the bug

I'm cool
Everything I do is with an attitude
I'm whatever it takes to get over

I can be Miss A-ditty
Or I can be nitty gritty
It all depends on what I want to do

I can funk you to your knees
Oh, hallelujah, baby
I can make you say pretty please

Release me from this funky spell you got me under
I've even been called the eighth wonder of the world
Tell 'em y'all

She's a bad mother funker
Bad mother funker, y'all
She's a human sex machine
She's a bad mother funker, oh, yeah
She got the power to make you shake your rump
Do the bug

How 'bout a hand for my band

Oh, she's a funky, funky mother funker
I'm an entertainer supreme
That's what they mean
Oh, she's the belle of the ball

She's a bad mother funker
Bad mother funker, y'all
She got the power to make you shake your rump
Do the bug

The clothes I wear are simply marvelous
Gorgeous and supreme
My wardrobe is simply every entertainer's dream

I'm not one to brag, but I am super bad
I'm sore to the bone
Beware, fellas, I'll wreck your happy home

I'll funk you to your knees
Oh, it that a promise, baby?
I can make you say, pretty please
Oh, take me, baby, I know

Release me from this funky spell you got me under
I've even been called the eighth wonder of the world
Tell 'em y'all

She's a bad mother funker
Bad mother funker, y'all
She's a human sex machine
Ooh, I'm in

She's a bad mother funker
Oh, she's a stone fox, baby
She got the power to make you shake your rump
Do the bug

She's a bad mother funker
I'm a bad mother funker, y'all
She's a human sex machine
Oh, she's love at first sight

She's a bad mother funker
I'm an entertainer supreme
That's what they mean