I Can Do Whatever, I'm White

(Album: I'm Black, You're White & These Are Clearly Parodies - 2010)

Wait a minute,
ha ha!
I'm white!
Ha ha ha

I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, They say, "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I Can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes,
I dress real whack
Bright white pants,
and a fanny pack,
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Anything I want
I could buy a couple stocks
And I sit outside,
and I drink some red wine

And the cops drive by,
and they shout "Hell yeah!",
'cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever,
and listen to Reba
and I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind,
Inside they say "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes
I dress real whack
Bright white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Any time I want, man
I could go golfing
I could go jogging
Ride on my moped
right out to the lakefront
In my Dodge-Neon
Do me some fishin',and some jet-skiing

Grab me my keys,
and head out to the skate rink
Got my rollerblades,
and my camcorder taping
I could wear my shorts up above my knees,
And I always pay my Blockbuster fees
Yeeeeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever,
and listen to Reba
and I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, They say, "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I Can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes,
I dress real whack
Bright white pants,
and a fanny pack,
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

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I'm white!