Pregnant And Unwell

(Album: Axe-Assassin Albertson - 2022)

You oughta walk with us
And throw something onto Corbin's shed
I don't like Corbin
But what's the point of doing all this?
Well the doctor said we got infested
The alien horde
(It's true I'm also infested)
They needed my parts
(Precocious little demon guys)
So they struck at dawn
(Came for us)

Now we're pregnant and unwell
"Pregnant" means that there's a fetus up in our stomach tanks
Wasn't there and now it is
One night I was out walking
I heard a voice talking
And now I got a demon inside of me
Am I in Hell?
No I'm just pregnant and unwell

I went and saw the doctor
'Cause I had a lot of stomach pain
He poked around with his toolset
And before long he finally deduced that
Demon life grows in me
When it stepped from the shadows
I got really mad I was alone
If only Governor Corbin
Hadn't sent Dewey back to the warren
I wouldn't be here
Crying baby-demon-scented tears

Now we're pregnant and unwell
"Pregnant" means that there's a fetus up in our stomach tanks
Wasn't there and now it is
No I wasn't even dating
Or thinking about mating
And now I got a demon inside of me
Am I in Hell?
No I'm just pregnant and unwell

I feel its fingers and all twelve toes
(It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!)
Its prickly tail and demony nose
(Little teethy sharper than knives!)
Will it be cute or will it be gross?
(It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!)
I hope this one doesn't eat its host
(I can feel it reach out for the hive)

It means something else now
Each time I hear my stomach growl

I'm pregnant and unwell
"Pregnant" means that there's a fetus up in my stomach tank
Wasn't there and now it is
One night I was out walking
I heard a voice talking
And now I got a demon inside of me
Am I in Hell?
No, I'm just pregnant and unwell

I am so pregnant and unwell
It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!
I am so pregnant and unwell
Little teethy sharper than knives!
I am so pregnant and unwell
It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!
I am so pregnant and unwell
I can feel it reach our for the hive
I am so pregnant and unwell
It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!

It means something else now
Each time I hear my stomach growl