Stick In A Five And Go

(Album: Sleaford Mods - 2007)

The screen gets a window and makes it right
While I take out all the rubbish on who I don't like
There's nothing in 'ere, I'm just ignoring my kids
Spitting at some idiot I don't know from Leeds
He told me I was gonna get smacked
For the rest of the day I just thought about that
Should I get in the car and drive up there
Take my chances and get his address?

Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo

I got a tip from a random and where I should go
It was highly unusual but I was fuming, you know
I couldn't sleep at night with thoughts of pulling his tail
So I bought a uniform from Royal Mail
I know it sounds weird and it's not okay
But I got a good mate at the DVLA
So I threw him so cash and I got a postcode
And a door number and a fucking road

Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo

[*knock knock knock*]
Hello?
Hello, is that Mr. Twitter
I-I mean Mr. Trees?
Yeah, who's that?
It's the postman
I've got a big package for ya
You need to sign for it, Mr. Trees
It's massive, so can you come outside?
You need to sign for it, mate
What's in it?
I'm not sure, I think it's an inland address
So can you come outside?
I don't know
You need to sign for it, mate
Sign for it, mate
Sign for it, mate
Sign for it, mate

Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo

Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
A woo woo woo
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go
Stick in a five and go