This Album's Smoshtastic (Intro)

(Album: Smoshtastic - 2012)

[Anthony:] All right, Ian, you ready to do this?
[Ian:] Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi!
[A:] Dude, shut up!
[I:] Sorry.
[A:] All right, then. Kick that nasty beat!
[I:] Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today.
[A:] Fine.
[Anthony beatboxing in the background]
[I:] What up party people? Get ready for a treat.
[A:] This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat.
[I:] So sit back and relax.
[A:] As we get to the task
[I:] Of blowing out your mind.
[A:] And moving that ass!
[I:] This is crazy.
[A:] This is funny.
[I:] And we're taking all your money.
[A:] We'll be singing stupid songs until your eggs get runny.
[I:] We got songs about robots and songs about dicks.
[A:] Songs about Santa rocking licorice whips.
[I:] We got metal from my mom and parents sucking.
[A:] Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chucking.
[I:] And just when you think we ain't got nothing left.
[A:] Then we switch it up and hit you with
[Both:] Cliche dubstep!
[Starts beatboxing dubstep]
[I:] Ugh. That sucked, dude.
[A:] Whatever, man. Dubstep's freaking hard!
[I:] Worst intro ever.