National Crime Awareness Week

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

This is a case of passion over reason
This is a case when your shoes don't need a shine
Gimme some space, man, to practice my profession
I've got the ace, man, and what is yours is mine

In theory, yes, I abhor the violence
In practice, well, sometimes they freak

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

I'll put it to you this way
I love to take chances
I'll put it to you this way
I'm a happy, happy guy
I'll put it to you this way
I love all the headlines
Unknown Caucasian strikes one more time

So don't say a word, just hand me the Timex
I've got places to go and people to meet

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

Every time you shower, are you waiting for the music?
The curtain drawing back?
The water turning red?
Don't blame that on me, I ain't no Tony Perkins
I'm saner than you are
I know that for a fact

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

Maybe next year
You'll break my streak
During National Crime Awareness Week

But as for now
I've got mystique
During National Crime Awareness Week

Hey, you honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week