Hey Joe (Hey Moe)

(Album: Hey Joe! Hey Moe! - 1981)

Hey Joe
Where'd you find that purdy girlie where'd you get that jolly dolly
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine

Hey Moe
She's got skin that's creamy dreamy eyes that look so lovey dovey
Lips as red as cherry berry wine

Now listen, Joe, I'm not a heel, but ole Buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey she's a sugar pie I'm warning you I'm gonna try
To steal her from you

Hey Moe
I know we've been the best of friends, but this is where that friendship ends
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own

Hey Joe
Come on, let's be buddy duddies, show me you're my palsy wowsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me

Hey Moe
You're really getting' aggrevating, hey, you're squirrely that's my girlie
You're about as pushy as can be

Now come on, Joe, let's make a deal let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen, I'll tell you face to face I mean
To steal her from you

Hey Moe
We'll be friends until the end, but this looks like the end my Friend
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own...