Cheatin' On You

(Album: Phantom Blues - 1996)

It's the end to all my high jinx
It's the end to all my capers
Sort of a three way story
(The kind you read about in the Sunday papers)

All I was getting over
Having both cakes and eating them too
But to my surprise
My slice on the sun
Been eating the forbidden fruit

Oh, I've been cheating on you
I've been cheating on you
Been cheating on you with
Somebody's been cheating on me

Thought I was a Jimmy Slick
(Yeah, I thought that)
Don't I was a Charlie Cool
(Thought that too)
But I'm just sad and stupid
(My friends call me Freddy Poo)

Ooh dooped, why don't you call me
Turn the dooper into the doop
I'm so surprised
To find my slice on the sun
Been eating the forbidden fruit

Oh, I've been cheating on you... baby
I've been cheating on you
I've been cheating on you with
Somebody's been cheating on me
(Oh, somebody say something)

(Oh yeah)
(Slow that guitar)

How co-co-co-co-coo ooh dooped
Why don't you call me
Turn the dooper into the doop
I'm so surprised
To find my slice on the sun
Been eating the forbidden fruit

Oh, I've been cheating on you
I've been cheating on you
I've been cheating on you with somebody's been cheating on me

Baby, baby, babe
Cheating on you... ah ah ah
Cheating on you
I've been cheating on you with somebody's
Been cheating on me

Yeah baby
Cheating on you with somebody's
Been cheating on me
Come, come, come, come, come on
Cheating on you with somebody's
Been cheating on me