Turtle Crazy (Bonus Track)

(Album: Fat Bob's Feet - 1991)

I've got a little brother his christian name is Sid
Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid
He's always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo
Donatello Raphael and Michelangelo

Turtles, Turtles

He loves the Teenage Turtles he's collecting all their stuff
T-shirts, books and badges he can never get enough
Spending every penny on all that he can find
If it has a turtle on, he's going out of his mind

[Chorus:]
Turtle crazy, he's turtle mad
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath

He's acting like a madman, he's acting like a clown
The Teenage Mutant Turtles are coming to our town
He bought a plastic Turtle to keep up with the trend
He dropped it down the toilet now he's going round the bend

Turtles on his dressing gown and on the bedroom wall
Turtles on his vest and his underpants and all

[Chorus]

Turtle crazy, he's Turtle mad
The turtles they have taken away the little bit sense he had
In a turtle outfit you really have to laugh
He wears it every night and day and even in the bath