Pot Luck Percy

(Album: Orcastrated - 1995)

I would rather be Percy, rather than me
I wanna be Percy
I would rather be Percy, rather than me

Percy's got more money, more money than me
I wish I could be Percy
Oh I wish I could be Percy rather than me
Rather than me, rather than me

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We wanna be, wanna be wanna be
We all wanna be you
We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be
Percy we wanna be you

Percy says that he's no more lucky than me
How can he be serious
Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me

Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me
I'm full o'jealousy
He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me
Girlie for me, girlie for me

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He wins when he bets on the bandit
He spends all night in the bingo hall
He's lucky in the bookies, and you'll always hear him call...
House

[Chorus]

Percy we wanna be... you