Country Club

(Album: Country Club - 1989)

I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her making eyes at me
So I followed her down to clubhouse drive
Past the pool & the 18th green
& In the parking lot...I said it's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said I'm glad you asked...but I'll have to pass
Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said

[Chorus:]
Well I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancing fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk or roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club

You look so inviting...thought it might be exciting
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around...in a beat up truck
With a man...in wore out jeans
It's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
Cause you can tell all your friends

[Chorus 2x]