Euro-Barge

(Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good - 1998)

Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume

If I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind
Until I get my iceless soda
It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve

In every region it seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line

Barge me with your walking spray me with your talking
I am the ambassador of kick your assador

What's your affinity for my vicinity
There's plenty room here in your country
It's just good etiquette to use deodorant
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinking I smell what your thinking
I just need a little more space, get out my face

Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking
Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread and cheese hole
Trying to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness

I'll see your Euro-barge my friend
And raise you one Ugly American

In every region it seems there's a legion
Of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line

Barge me with your walking spray me with your talking
Push you out of the way sock you in the pate
Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador, of fucking kick your assador!