Small Town Saturday Night

(Album: Ol' Wheeler - 2017)

Saw a girl at the bar. Shit, she's looking fine
She told me her husband's waiting in the bathroom line
I asked her "How long, you think, to drain his dick?"
And "Does it give me enough time to give your pussy a lick?"

Well, she turned me down so I called my buddy Nate
He picked me up in his truck and I noticed he was huffing paint
So I grabbed the paint, inhaled, and I felt alright
Just another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to fuck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night

High on paint, me and Nate done hit the road
Looking for a couple of squirrels so we can drop our loads
Drove around for hours no beat in sight
Just another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to fuck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night

Well we didn't get laid so we headed home drunk as fuck
Jacking each others dicks in Nate's pickup truck
Blew our loads, slapped five, and we felt all right
Another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night

Drinking and smoking and looking for something to fuck
I ain't gonna lie and say we always
Get pussy but we try not to give up
Struggling to wet our dicks until the morning light
Another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night
Yeah-heeeey

Just another old fashioned fucking small town Saturday night