Aquanet

(Album: Mud Mouth - 2021)

For the dope girls
Dope-dealing girls, that is
1985, lower Antioch
Hickory Hollow Mall
Where they at, where they at?
Where they at, where they at?
Yeah

Pink jelly slippers, Whoopi Goldberg yellow river pumps
Hold the diet button up
Swatch watch, doubled up
And the pinky ring in [?]
Sticky purple reefer buzz
Sick as fuck she got the bug
People bringing in the guap
Mama bringing in the drugs
Stacking up that folded money
You know daddy never does
Counting all that profit up
Heavy tipper at the club
Treat the hustle like a cripple if a cripple need a crutch
Then she walk across the street
Take your keys and leave you stuck
Throw that rouge up on her lips
Flip the mirror in the whip
Barber razor blade inside that Gucci wallet off the hip
Got the stick up off the boat in case you need that brick shipped
Got the LSD on paper case you bitches wanna trip

Boy, you know that bitch don't mess around
Diamonds on her fingernails
Betty out there, getting down
Trapping at the motel
Seven for a quarter pound
That bitch is doing so well
Drinking 7-Up and Crown
But all you can ever smell is Aqua Net

Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves
And Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves

18 wheeler tractor truck is pulling out the parking lot
She done brought the fucking crop
Took the suitcase to the boss and did that shit without a Glock
Gotta go collect the stock
Got a goon that's on the watch
Got a goon on paper, too
Yeah, that goon is punching clocks
Powder on the kitchen table, powder on the counter top
She's a natural born killer
Make a killing 'til ya drop
Dump that duffle bag in one
If they chase, they never stop
Leave your product home with mama
And bring mama back the pot
Never sleep, she never dream
Never need no wedding ring
All she do is shop and hustle so she never cook and clean
She's an 80s baby
MTV with Bowie on the screen
And her bangs are always perfect like her favorite magazine

Boy, you know that bitch don't mess around
Diamonds on her fingernails
Betty out there, getting down
Trapping at the motel
Seven for a quarter pound
That bitch is doing so well
Drinking 7-Up and Crown
But all you can ever smell is Aqua Net

Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves
And Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves

Take that girl up out the country but can't take the country out
Still got plastic on the couch
Got that accent in the south
Tell me what you talking 'bout
Ain't no pool table in sight
But that 8-ball is in route
Corner pocket of a [?] and this one's on the house
Drop a name, she never does, drop a dime, I highly doubt
Too much riding on the family, holding down the local drought
Cadillac is all original, you see her backing out
Brown paint, brown guts, so she call it "Black & Mild"
If you're lucky with your plug, well then you'll maybe get a call
Keep that beeper on vibrate and don't tell nobody at all
Yeah, that circle super tight, so be careful how you talk
Pulled that pistol out her purse and put that pistol down your drawers

Boy, you know that bitch don't mess around
Diamonds on her fingernails
Betty out there, getting down
Trapping at the motel
Seven for a quarter pound
That bitch is doing so well
Drinking 7-Up and Crown
But all you can ever smell is Aqua Net

Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves
And Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua Net hairspray
Aqua, Aqua Net hairspray
Bon Jovi on the airwaves
Aqua Net hairspray

Dope girl, keep slanging, yeah
Dope girl, keep slanging
Aqua, Aqua Net