Posse In Effect

(Album: Licensed To Ill - 1986)

Yes, yes, y'all you don't stop
You keep it on and shocking the place
Well I'm M.C.A. I got nothing to prove
Pay attention my intention is to bust a move
I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes
Between the turntables keep the vodka and the mixes
I'm Mike D. I got the deuces wild
A list of girlies numbers that I've dialed
I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis
I like Bullwinkle but I don't like Moose
I'm schooling in the boys' room cooling by the locker
All the girls in class know that I'm the cool rocker
Punk in the hall man I should of oughtta hit him
Had the fresh rhymes and the kid cold bite 'em
Smoking in the boys room is what I do best
While you were at a party your girlfriend fessed
I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious
Fly around the world but it makes me nauseous
Mike D.'s day off everyday of the week
I got to the party and I did the freak
I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda
I'm a Def Manhattan killer a rhyme driller
A mike in my hand and a mouth full of Miller
I got a hat not a visor I drink Budweiser
The turntables up on the drum riser
The needle's in the groove and the vinyl's on the platter
I know that I'm fly man there's no need to flatter
I travel around the globe it's keeping girlies dizzy
My name's Mike D. now watch me get busy y'all

You're a fake wearing sucker whose gold got rusted
Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard
You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted
Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted
I'm from downtown from the city of Manhattan
I got a lotta girlies and not one's catting
My posse's in effect and we're doing the do
And we got more rhymes than your damn crew
Caught you popping that weak and you must of been dusted
Stuck you head in the toilet and stone cold flushed it
Word.