Ain't Nothin' Free (Remix)

Way out in the country on an old dirt road
I was sipping on a jar that was nice and cold
My Chevy was a-jumping, my music was a-bumping
Up ahead in the path coulda swore I saw something
She was with as long-legged with a big ol' butt
Had soft blonde hair that was pretty and cut
I could tell she was stuck and into some trouble
She was walking down the ditch just a-shaking that bubble
So I pulled up on her with my window down
Said hey pretty thing, can I drive you to town?
She said "Thank you baby, I was dying of heat
I ain't got a lick of water, ain't got nothing to eat"
She put her hand on my handle and I said "Hold up
Before you go climbing into my pick-up truck
It takes more than a smile to turn these wheels
So before we get going baby here's the deal"

Well if you wanna come along with me
Ain't nothing in the world for free
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride
If I can't smoke it and I can't poke it
It better get my V8 stroking
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride

Well she said "Hell no" so I left her there
She was shooting me a bird in my rearview mirror
I got a few miles further down the road
Then my daggum right front tire got blowed
Well wouldn't you know? I ain't have no jack
I left it in my grandpa's Cadillac
I started thumbing my way back into town
And that's when I flagged an old punch bug down
Surprise surprise, yeah you know who
That same damn girl I didn't give a ride to
Now I said "Baby, would you believe
I was coming back to get you when a nail got me?
It's pretty damn funny meeting up like this
I hope you ain't the kinda woman that'll still be pissed
She said "Nah baby, it's all good
As long as it's understood"

Well if you wanna come along with me
Ain't nothing in the world for free
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride
Well if I can't smoke it and I can't poke it
It better get my V8 stroking
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride

Oh, look out now
That's right
Here we go

Well if you wanna come along with me
Ain't nothing in the world for free
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride
Well if I can't smoke it and I can't poke it
It better get my V8 stroking
No ass, no gas, no grass, no ride

Come on girl
Let's go