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(Album: Stupid Stupid Stupid - 1997)

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What the fuck is that
Choke it man, toke it man
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Underpants, Foster Grants
Fish and chips and [?] rips
Government grants and women in pants
Sneaking out for... (Oh, no can't do that)
Ooh, cucucichew, cucucichew, cucucichew, cucucichew

Everything is transistorize
Everything is bastardize
Little white pills that make me taller
Got heels in my shin splints that making me smaller
Smaller, smaller, smaller

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She don't need no flying Pan
She don't need no weeping man
Women don't talk about masterbation
[?] her man is her occupation

Put me address down for a bet
[?]
Na, na, na, don't fucking believe it

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Watch the ground on which you stand
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Stick 'em at the door
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Makes up your mind
Open all night like a like a shite
Cause it ain't right
Easy led, bet their pockets bled
Whole genders on a plastic bender
So, Hey! big spender
[?]
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I'm a lover not a fighter know what I mean
Know what I mean?

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Ooh...

Wham, blam gotcha you man
Watch the ground on which you stand
Wham, blam watch you man
Watch the ground on which you stand

Wham, blam gotcha you man
Watch the ground on which you stand
Wham, blam watch you man
Watch the ground on which you stand

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