FRREEEE BIIIRRRDDD!!! FRREEEE BIIIRRRDDD!!!

(Album: Album Minus Band - 2005)

Don't you say
Don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit, yeah
Another day
When I lay there shit-faced
Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write

And they'll dance to it
And I'll smile and I'll get paid
Baggy pants are stupid
Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate

I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever seen

Drink a free beer
Maybe smoke with the waiter
The illusion that they all give a shit
And some drunk guys yelling
"Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!"
And I'll smile and I'll key their truck, yeah

And it sucks so bad
But I made one Benjamin
How can I be mad?
I paid one seventh of my rent
And maybe now I'll buy a plate of eggs

I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever seen

I'm not feeling Minnesota
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set
And play cover songs from the 90's
By one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
And a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks

I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever seen

I'll just stay on the state streets
Complaining that it's all the same
But too lazy to change anything
And I can't spend another day thinking
These places on street signs
Are the only places that I've ever seen