Got Beat Up By A Girl

Some girl named Sally walked up
and asked me
"What's the story?"

I said it's something with inning
beginning and a plot
and she said "No!"
"I know you know!"
"And you know that I know you know!"
and I said "What?"
and she took the shot

I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl

I never even saw it coming
hey, does someone have
an aspirin
was I caught looking up her skirt
or was it someone that I did?

And I said

Wait!

Not in the face!

And then she punched me in the face
and kicked my nuts
I think she hates my guts

I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to keep it cool

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl
got beat up by a girl

And then one day
Junior High
in the corner of a cafeteria
listening to a stereo
on a walk
then munching on some rasin blend
was the Girl that kicked my butt
all the way to Pizza Hut
at least that's how she put it way back in

I said
hello

She said
F O!

I said "Let's put this in the past"
and then she whooped my ass
again

I got beat up by a girl
with the right hook
straight out of Rocky
Tyson's got nothing
or maybe she got lucky
either way you lived that day
a thousand times
in my aching head

You know I never lived it down
and I feel like such a...
fool
as I lay there on the ground
it was hard to look cool

But my dad said
"Never hit a girl"
"And if you do then I'll whoop your ass"
how proud he'd be
if he'd seen me the day
I got beat up by a girl