Drinkin', Smokin', Cheatin'

(Album: Big Day In A Small Town - 2016)

I ain't been drinking, but if I was drinking
I think I'd be drinking bourbon
And right now you'd be a blur
And I wouldn't hear a word
Cause I'd be good and drunk
That's for certain

I ain't been smoking, but if I was smoking
I know I'd be smoking weed
When you blow all our money
I'd laugh, it'd be funny
Cause high as a kite is where I'd be

I love you, baby
But sometimes, baby
You dance on my last nerve
And I get an insane kind of urge

I ain't been cheating, but if I was cheating
That's right I'd be cheating on you
I am just daydreaming
Thank God I ain't been cheating
Cause if I was I'd be losing you

I ain't been drinking, smoking or cheating
Cause if I was, I'd be losing you