I Brake For Brunettes

(Album: A Thousand Memories - 1995)

Well I brake for brunettes
Blondes in Corvettes
Redheads that stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you might just wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes

I let Firestone put me some new tires on
Just a few weeks ago
But man I swear
That wear and tear is already starting to show
Well I oughta just whistle and yell
But man I can't help myself

'Cause I brake for brunettes
Blondes in Corvettes
Redheads that stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you might just wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes

See my big skid marks by the wave pool park
And Judy's Beauty Salon
Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's Boutique
Where they come out with mini skirts on
Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread
Down by Tina's tanning bed

'Cause I brake for brunettes
Blondes in Corvettes
Redheads that stop on a dime
Now the way I drive
It's a wonder that I ever get anywhere on time
So don't tailgate my pickup truck
Or you might just wind up in a wreck
Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet
But I brake for brunettes

I brake for brunettes
Man I brake for brunettes