Weird Guy

I am a weird guy
A very strange guy
A nonspecific guy
Just a very weird guy (Just a very weird guy)

I live a very hipster life
I am the clean freak, I keep it tight
Tall and lanky, you know the type
A fan of hip-hop, I'm very white

I bet you know a weird guy like me
I only ever drink long back coffee
And I think that you would agree
That I'm definitely no one specifically
(No one specifically)

I am a weird guy
(Who could it be?)
A very strange guy
(Is it you or me?)
A nonspecific guy
(Don't ask me why)
Just a very weird guy
(Just a very weird guy)

I am a very relatable weirdo
When I was young, I was addicted to Halo (When I was young, I was addicted to Halo)
I used to have a horse, his name was Rambo (Rambo!)
But then he died and I had to bury him

I am a man of a million faces
He is a man who wore adult braces
I'm the type of guy who is easily disgusted
I'm the type of fella who refuses to eat custard

Weird guy
(Who could it be?)
A very strange guy
(Is it Michael Hing?)
A nonspecific guy
(Don't ask me why)
Just a very weird guy
(Just a very weird guy)

Everybody knows a weirdo that fucked up
The Hottest 100 by replaying a song by Doja Cat
Everybody knows a friend of Veronica Milsom
Who sings a little song when they put their pants on
Everybody knows a guy who tried a nicotine lozenge
That made him vomit in a Supercheap Auto car park
Everybody knows a guy that threw a big tantrum
When his national radio station job wouldn't let him
Fly a helicopter onto a boat
And then present the afternoon radio show that he works for
From that boat

It could be anyone

Weird guy
(Who could it be?)
A very strange guy
(Is it Michael Hing?)
A nonspecific guy
(Don't ask me why)
Just a very weird guy
(Just a very weird guy)