What's Good For The Goose

(Album: Hog Heaven - 2014)

If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast... I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me baby
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yea I got that figured out lately

Man me an that little cute thing we were in love
But mood swings from her had me workin late
Really I was an I was catchin a break
From her and her mean ways
I was in the pub jus chillin with a drank
Talkin, choppin it up with they guys
By now I done had about 5
In walked this little, oh my
Five five blonde with blue eyes
Had a dually parked outside
Asking to borrow a cup full of ice
To go with her vodka and sprite
Next thing ya know the morning light
was peeking thru the windshield and sneaking into my eyes... damn

If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast... I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me baby
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yea I got that figured out lately

Well I woke up
Ran out to my house to grab some stuff....hold up?
Wait...now what the what?
What's up with that? That ain't my truck
I grabbed my bat kicked in the door
Where the hell is he at now tell me whore
A shot from a .44 put a hole in the floor right next to my feet good lord
Come here screw with my chick and then try to shoot me
Ehh uhh I don't think so noobie
He ran out and didn't ever stop
But I called the cops like slingblade
Fitna kill the somebitch right here
In the paddy wagon he dead, dead
All she said was how does it feel
To be on the other end of the knife when the blade went all in
Does it hurt? Do you wanna give in? Yea...
Ain't gona lie Id rather die then go thru that twice
She said remember that next time you wanna hangout all night
Why? Baby because...

If you can lie, I can lie to... I put that on my life
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
What goes around comes around fast... I put that on my life
If you can lie, I can lie to...ohh
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Never knew how mad that would make me baby
What's good for the gander is good for the goose
Yea I got that figured out lately